Weeds Tonight!!!
Weeds!
My little obsession is back on TV tonight… I got out all of the previous seasons and started from the beginning on Friday, just leaving them on as I went about my business… I have 2 more to watch before the new season tonight- it’s been really hard not to watch any of the commercials, I have to look away, plug my ears and say “La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!! Change the fucking channel!”
It looks like I’ll be keeping Showtime after all, now that Edie Falco is off of Desperate Housewives (which I refuse to watch) she will return to cable as Nurse Jackie, yet another interesting story line I expect to be engrossed in after the first episode.
Needless to say I’m looking forward to the new lineup, Mary-Louise said she regrets doing any nudity for it, but come on- it’s so not the first time…
This is Lindsanity.
La Lindsay VIA her twitter
Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? I feel like ever since her breakup with Sam she’s been hiding out in Momma Dina’s panic room with Ali and a closet full of red bull rehearsing for her new movie roll (you know I love her- but this had better be good or she’s going to lose her number one spot)… But seriously, she’s been MIA for the last month only to return with sheer determination to get her DJ lover back.
Wilde for Olivia
Olivia Wilde
When did you first notice that Olivia Wilde was ridiculously hot? She didn’t really break out onto the scene until 2004, she had a small part in The Girl Next Door with Elisha Cuthbert before she took on the roll of Alex Kelly on “The O.C.” where she became known as the chick that made out with Mischa Barton… I haven’t watched the show, but I’m tempted to snag it just for the season that she was on (she’s hot for both sexes, which is right up my alley)…
Lady Gaga likes Ta Ta’s
Lady Gaga
Back from vacation- we received Rolling Stone in the mail and on the cover is Lady Gaga and my new favorite thing in the world…
BUBBLES!!!!!
She’s a bit of a freak show, but I love her for it. This would be a very boring world without “characters”. I can totally appreciate the costumes and bizarre behavior since she’s totally down with nudity, and it only gets better when i find out she’s open with her “Bi-sexuality”…
Image VIA: Socialite Life
Hayden the Little Rebel
Hayden Panettiere
I can’t believe I missed this- but at some point Hayden Panettiere went out and got herself a tattoo which she showed off while Yachting in the French Riviera for Cannes Film Fest. How young Hollywood of her…
In the spirit of her fellow celebrity ladies (such as Lindsay, Lily, and Rihanna) she got some ink that reads “Vivere senza rimipianti” along the left side of her back, which is Italian for “to live without regrets”.
I think it’s interesting that people are into getting tattoos again. I have always thought it’s alright if you’re getting something that has real meaning to you that you will cherish forever- but sadly there are still many out there getting drunk and having a unicorn put on their face or “Mariah” across their back (I’m talking to you Nick Cannon, you flipping idiot).
Unfortunately for Hayden, her artist of choice didn’t do their homework, and misspelled “rimipianti”… Not like it matters, I keep reading it as “rimmi” which somehow translates to “rim job” in my head…
“To live without rim job”… That would be sad, but I guess that works too. What do you guys think? Any suggestions for her next tattoo?
Image VIA: Radar Online
Mezz-mor-ass-ed
Kim Kard-ass-ian
I had to post this because I want to know what you think before I go searching for actual measurements…
How BIG do you think Kim’s ass is? She’s been saying she’s a size 2- but I can’t see more than one of those cheeks fitting into pants that small. I’m leaning towards 45-50 inches.
If I didn’t think it was real I would have said she got a Football ass-plant…
Thoughts? I know there’s some ass lovers out there with a big juicy opinion!
Image VIA: The Superficial
Gwyneth Paltrows Boobs are Still Good
Gwyneth Paltrow
According to The Sun, James Gray- the director of her new movie Two Lovers was asked to come into her trailer and inspect her MILF boob-ays to reassure her that they were still good to film.
She said: “I don’t care about nudity, I’ll give you everything you need. But I’ve had two children and I just don’t think they look very good any more. Do me a favour, come into my trailer and I’ll show them to you and if you think they look OK I’ll do it.”
Sounds like a question that should be left for the professionals. So I went and asked Mr. Skin what he thought:
“From what we’ve seen so far, she doesn’t even need to ask- she always looks fantastic!”
Thanks Skin, I thought so too.
Tara Reid puts the “K” in Klassy
Tara Reid
It looks like rehab did Tara well! She was at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend having a rip roaring good time with her boyfriend.
I can’t help but wonder, did they meet IN rehab? He looks like just as big of a mess as she does in which case I suppose they are perfect for each other.
She should have taken a note from Lindsay- NEVER pick someone up while you’re in rehab- you will always be the sloppy second to their drug of choice… Fortunately in this case it looks like it doesn’t matter.
Michael K has some more pics, THIS one really takes the cake… Chelsea better bring this hot mess up at the round table, there are too many great jokes not to.
Image VIA Dlisted
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Who?
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
I’ve never heard of this UK model before, but I can’t think of a better way to start of our friendship than with some pictures of her nipples.
Here she is last week leaving the Funky Buddah (I LOVE that name) for the NSFW pictures check out The Superficial. She’s sort of hot, and was clearly making no effort to cover up when she got ready to go out. Who needs buttons?
Is it me? Or does she kind of look like Kendra Wilkenson and Audrina Patridge?
Kim Kardashian for Pepsi
Kim Kardashian
Last week, Kim had a shoot for her new Pepsi ad- afterwards she posted this pic on her Twitter…
First of all- Pepsi rules- it’s so much better than Coke. I just read an article that soda (or pop, or sodi-pop if you’re a total dork) is the new nicotine and that we’re getting so addicted we’re going to die from fake sugar intake… Not the best news, but death by Pepsi? I could think of worse ways to go.
What I want to know- is how they got her into that getup. She kind of looks like a vamp-bot that was dipped into dura-strength latex with a Pepsi tag slapped on, except I think they would have gotten more bang for their buck if the sign was on her ass. That’s one of the best advertising locations in Hollywood right now.
She looks good- I’d like to slap that latex, see how it resonates, or if it would just pop like a balloon…
