Mezz-mor-ass-ed
Kim Kard-ass-ian
I had to post this because I want to know what you think before I go searching for actual measurements…
How BIG do you think Kim’s ass is? She’s been saying she’s a size 2- but I can’t see more than one of those cheeks fitting into pants that small. I’m leaning towards 45-50 inches.
If I didn’t think it was real I would have said she got a Football ass-plant…
Thoughts? I know there’s some ass lovers out there with a big juicy opinion!
Image VIA: The Superficial
Gwyneth Paltrows Boobs are Still Good
Gwyneth Paltrow
According to The Sun, James Gray- the director of her new movie Two Lovers was asked to come into her trailer and inspect her MILF boob-ays to reassure her that they were still good to film.
She said: “I don’t care about nudity, I’ll give you everything you need. But I’ve had two children and I just don’t think they look very good any more. Do me a favour, come into my trailer and I’ll show them to you and if you think they look OK I’ll do it.”
Sounds like a question that should be left for the professionals. So I went and asked Mr. Skin what he thought:
“From what we’ve seen so far, she doesn’t even need to ask- she always looks fantastic!”
Thanks Skin, I thought so too.
Tara Reid puts the “K” in Klassy
Tara Reid
It looks like rehab did Tara well! She was at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend having a rip roaring good time with her boyfriend.
I can’t help but wonder, did they meet IN rehab? He looks like just as big of a mess as she does in which case I suppose they are perfect for each other.
She should have taken a note from Lindsay- NEVER pick someone up while you’re in rehab- you will always be the sloppy second to their drug of choice… Fortunately in this case it looks like it doesn’t matter.
Michael K has some more pics, THIS one really takes the cake… Chelsea better bring this hot mess up at the round table, there are too many great jokes not to.
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Who?
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
I’ve never heard of this UK model before, but I can’t think of a better way to start of our friendship than with some pictures of her nipples.
Here she is last week leaving the Funky Buddah (I LOVE that name) for the NSFW pictures check out The Superficial. She’s sort of hot, and was clearly making no effort to cover up when she got ready to go out. Who needs buttons?
Is it me? Or does she kind of look like Kendra Wilkenson and Audrina Patridge?
Kim Kardashian for Pepsi
Kim Kardashian
Last week, Kim had a shoot for her new Pepsi ad- afterwards she posted this pic on her Twitter…
First of all- Pepsi rules- it’s so much better than Coke. I just read an article that soda (or pop, or sodi-pop if you’re a total dork) is the new nicotine and that we’re getting so addicted we’re going to die from fake sugar intake… Not the best news, but death by Pepsi? I could think of worse ways to go.
What I want to know- is how they got her into that getup. She kind of looks like a vamp-bot that was dipped into dura-strength latex with a Pepsi tag slapped on, except I think they would have gotten more bang for their buck if the sign was on her ass. That’s one of the best advertising locations in Hollywood right now.
She looks good- I’d like to slap that latex, see how it resonates, or if it would just pop like a balloon…
BREAKING NEWS: MEGAN FOX NUDE!
Megan Fox
Working for Mr. Skin has its perks… It seems that Megan Fox may be making her nude debut in the movie Jennifer’s Body!
How exciting! For the whole story click here
Shanna Moakler Won’t Stand for It
Shanna Moakler
In light of Miss USA keeping her crown because Donald Trump doesn’t think her nude photos are enough to dethrone her ass, Shanna has decided to step down from her post as the Miss California Pageant Director because she can’t stand behind Carrie Prejean and her homophobic ideals. The 1995 pageant winner told US Weekly:
“I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth.”
I don’t blame her, it’s nice to see someone actually DO something to take a stand instead of just comment about how ridiculous she is.
Thank You God, Megan Fox is Bisexual
A Bisexual Megan Fox
Apparently I missed this the first time around, but in that amazingly hot Esquire article the foxy Fox said, “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.”
I’m sorry, but my jaw just hit the desk.
She then went on to say, “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl. Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
Can we take a moment and reflect on this? Maxim’s top one and two spot getting it on… I don’t know about you- but that just made my day.
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The Hills Pulls the Ole’ Switcheroo
Kristin Cavallari
With all the news about Lauren Conrad leaving the show, and not showing up to her co-stars wedding (I’m going on the record right now- I will NEVER talk about Twit and Twat- so when I say “those who will not be mentioned” that’s who I’m talking about) I thought it was strange that Kristin Cavallari would be there, and even more bizarre that she would end up catching the bouquet…
Well, I should have known there was something in the works, Kristin has now confirmed that she will be making a comeback to “reality” TV replacing Lauren starting next fall.
So- essentially they’re swapping out one boring blonde for another. Is anyone even going to notice?
Ashley Olsen Goes Dark
Ashley Olsen
Here’s something I never thought I would see…
I always have a hard time keeping these two straight, but I’m pretty sure that it’s Mary-Kate that’s experimenting with hair color, but it seems that Ashley has decided to dabble in the dark side (which I highly recommend every blonde do at least once).
She looks good, kinda edgy… But now it’s going to be that much harder for me to tell them apart again!
To see what’s on the docket for Miss Ashley, pick up the summer issue of VMAN Magazine
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