Lindsay as Michael Jackson

It’s really sad that Michael passed this week, I know everyone had wonderful things to say but I had to post this tribute from Lindsays twitter because it’s cute and she looks fucking hot doing it…

Rest in peace MJ, you will be missed but never forgotten.

Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett

There was some talk about this a while ago… Who is going to play the cast of the biopic The Runaways? I knew a while ago that Kristen Stewart was on board, as you can see she’s already made the transformation into a hard core rocker chick…

And little Miss Dakota Fanning will be playing Cherie Currie. I have to say I don’t know much about the history of the band but after reading the synopsis I have to say it sounds pretty interesting- I came across another juicy bit about the lesbian scene that will be going on between Joan and Cherie, according to Life and Style…

“In one scene, the girls share an intense lip-lock and their clothes end up scattered all over their hotel-room floor,” the publication says of the pair. “Dakota’s very controlled and poised. She’s going to have to lose herself in this, because it’s really pretty heavy.”

Dakota Fanning

I did a story at Mr. Skin last year about barely legal girls, I did mention Kristin being in this movie but what I couldn’t do was add Dakota because of her age (although she was on my list of “watch out for these girls” because she has already started to turn into a foxy young lady) you can’t say dirty things too early, there will be plenty of time for that later.

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Olivia Munn in Playboy

I’m not sure what happened in the last year but it seems like there are “O”‘s all over the place these days! This one shouldn’t come as a big surprise though, I can only imagine how many G4 geeks were writing/ emailing/ blogging/ tweeting the magazine begging for them to approach her…

Her real name is Lisa Olivia Munn (I’ll let it slide) and girlfriend and I were only born a week apart (not close enough to be twins, but still close)! She started out as a sports reporter which I don’t normally condone as a choice profession if you’re a girl, but I understand it gets you in the door. I just have no patience for the older anchor-lasses and their helmet hair trying to be excited about interviewing big sweaty athletes (I just don’t buy it). She knew it wasn’t for her though, TV exposure? Sure. Women’s basketball? Blech.

Here’s what I love about her… She totally knows what she’s doing. There seems to be a perception that smart sexy girls are hard to find. They’re either hot as hell and relatively empty inside, or they are too smart and don’t care enough about keeping up appearances because “it’s superficial”. Miss Munn on the other hand, is bringing a new kind of sexy back, in the form of the hot nerd. She’s the girl with the glasses and ponytail in the over sized flannel hiding a rocking body no one would know about if she hadn’t gotten mustard all over her shirt and had to change.

Sometimes all it takes is an interest in things that most people wouldn’t be interested in. I- for instance, like movies, namely, sexy parts of movies, and more namely, naked ladies in movies. Are there other girls out there that feel the same way? Probably (and if you know them, please get us in touch with one another)- but would they be willing to devote a considerable portion of life to it? Perhaps not.

She’s got the technical understanding, and can offer much more to the geeks of our time without seeming unapproachable. Guys have just as many questions about chicks as they do about Halo, sometimes they just need a really kind, sexy, trustworthy ear to get through them. G4 and Attack of the Show are great, they did an interview on skin but she didn’t come to the office (boo) but maybe next time. I always love to meet a fellow “O”.

She’s just starting to make her splash, magazines are first for exposure, then we’ll see her in a few movies, maybe a role in a series… and then a sex tape. Just kidding. Her first showing in Playboy was a little over 2 years ago, and was non-nude, but as you will see- she’s coming out of her shell… The spread is classy, tasteful, and smoking hot. I was going to cut my hair this week, but I think I’ll have to wait till after the photo shoot…

For more “O”livia Munn check out her website, and for a little more of her in Playboy check out this link I got from friends at Playboy… What do you think of Miss Munn?

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Meital Dohan

Someone had better tell Andy his lovely Yael can be found in St. Barths splashing her cute little butt around in a thong and doing a pretty poor job of keeping her ta-ta’s out of the sun (which is totally fine with me, it’s just an observation).

She’s changed her hair color back to blonde since her season 2 appearance as Yael Hoffman, the super sultry administrative director of the yeshiva that Andy Botwin gets into to avoid being sent to fight in the war…

Meital Dohan

Do you remember her? Seductive thick accent, overly confident (almost to a fault if it weren’t so fucking sexy) flask secured to her thigh, red lace bra and panty complete with big black strap-on? I just watched the scene again, so, so very hot.

Image VIA: MrSkin

I didn’t recognize her at first, but those piercing eyes instantly reminded me- I love foreign women, and that girl is fierce. For more pictures of her frolicking in the waves click here (The Superficial).

Weeds!

My little obsession is back on TV tonight… I got out all of the previous seasons and started from the beginning on Friday, just leaving them on as I went about my business… I have 2 more to watch before the new season tonight- it’s been really hard not to watch any of the commercials, I have to look away, plug my ears and say “La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!! Change the fucking channel!”

It looks like I’ll be keeping Showtime after all, now that Edie Falco is off of Desperate Housewives (which I refuse to watch) she will return to cable as Nurse Jackie, yet another interesting story line I expect to be engrossed in after the first episode.

Needless to say I’m looking forward to the new lineup, Mary-Louise said she regrets doing any nudity for it, but come on- it’s so not the first time…

La Lindsay VIA her twitter

Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? I feel like ever since her breakup with Sam she’s been hiding out in Momma Dina’s panic room with Ali and a closet full of red bull rehearsing for her new movie roll (you know I love her- but this had better be good or she’s going to lose her number one spot)… But seriously, she’s been MIA for the last month only to return with sheer determination to get her DJ lover back.

She spent the end of April in Hawaii (SO jealous) with her sister and friends just before the launch of her self tanner SevinNyne at Sephora in LA followed by a quick trip to Montreal to host a party and then back to LA for a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue. Whew! I would love to travel, but that’s a lot for only a few days.

Once the rumors that she was pregnant started flying around (even though she was spotted numerous times leaving Sam’s house early in the morning, not sure how that works) she was off to Paris for yet another vacation with Ali complete with PETA protesters hanging out in front of her hotel… The R&R didn’t last when she was notified that her security alarm was set off by alleged burglars, although the police were all trying to figure out if the mess was from the break in, or just La Vida Lohan.

Then things got quiet, too quiet… I really hoped she wasn’t going to emerge with a shaved head but with these people, you just never know… And then yesterday- the news finally broke: Lindsay is in London, stalking Sam. The only upside to this sad headline was that her wondrous fire-crotch had also made an appearance while she was out the other night mimicking her Ex’s every step.

To make things even more interesting Lindsay has expressed an interest in spending some private time with some new Lady DJs as she requested the company of Lauren Pope and Kellie Acreman this weekend. Fucking right Lindsay- NOW we’re talking. This might end up being her hottest night in a DJ booth to date.

Meanwhile, she’s not having the best of luck with her Maserati, she’s been ticketed, one of the tires were slashed and it was towed from Sam’s for being parked halfway in the street. Man, I wish I had a $120,000 car to whatever with- she’s been spotted in a Rolls since the car got towed, I’m thinking she’s going to leave it there for the porn producer to retrieve (never mind, it’s already been listed on EBay). That was fast- but not at all surprising.

Dr. Drew thinks she’s going to lose a limb soon, but I think she’s just being Lindsay. Not sure if her efforts to be with Sam will pan out, I’m just happy to see her back in the headlines. I’m feeling a bit stalker-ish myself considering I just spent hours reading up on her whereabouts… And I think I’m in love with Lohan Groupie.

Who still loves Lindsay? I’ll be keeping an eye for pictures of her with the hottie DJ chicks she’s trying to make Sam jealous with.

Olivia Wilde

When did you first notice that Olivia Wilde was ridiculously hot? She didn’t really break out onto the scene until 2004, she had a small part in The Girl Next Door with Elisha Cuthbert before she took on the roll of Alex Kelly on “The O.C.” where she became known as the chick that made out with Mischa Barton… I haven’t watched the show, but I’m tempted to snag it just for the season that she was on (she’s hot for both sexes, which is right up my alley)…

It wouldn’t be long before she was taking her clothes off in Alpha Dog and most recently, getting all hot and steamy as Dr. Thirteen on House adding another bisexual role to her repertoire… Now all we need is a production with her and Megan Fox- who joked in a GQ article last year:

“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox.”

Who wouldn’t? The thing is- she’s taken. And not just in a relationship, she’s married. To an Italian Prince. Could being with Megan Fox trump being a princess? I’m not sure, but I don’t think the odds are that good… She was on Chelsea Lately a few months back and told the story about going to Italy and meeting her new royal family- they rolled out the red carpet and she showed up in jeans (love it). If you want to see the whole interview go here.

So what’s Maxim’s number one hot chick up to next? She’s going to be in her first Apatow film Year One, with Jack Black and Michael Cera, an indubiously high-larious movie that puts a new twist on the Monty Python classics “The Holy Grail” and “Life of Brian”. I’ve only seen a few commercials, but it looks good!

She was also recently in GQ, where she had an amazing gymnastics themed photo shoot and showed off her stunning body (she’s a vegan, and it shows, JESUS I wish I could give up meat!) For the photos from the article go here and for an additional “O” so sexy video from the shoot, here.

It’s obvious that she deserves a spot on the top ten, but where should I put her?

Lady Gaga

Back from vacation- we received Rolling Stone in the mail and on the cover is Lady Gaga and my new favorite thing in the world…

BUBBLES!!!!!

She’s a bit of a freak show, but I love her for it. This would be a very boring world without “characters”. I can totally appreciate the costumes and bizarre behavior since she’s totally down with nudity, and it only gets better when i find out she’s open with her “Bi-sexuality”…

Image VIA: Socialite Life

It seems like this Lady has just begun to come out of her shell and show us the many sides of Gaga, and I have to admit while I’ve only heard a few songs, I find her very interesting… Not just because of her wild shoe collection, love of purple tea cups, or her new fascination with covering her nipples with tape X pasties (cool idea, but I’d rather see the real thing), but because she’s stepping outside of the box. Not just pulling a Christina Aguilera and dressing the part of the eccentric artist, but actually climbing out of the box and saying “Fuck that- I’m going to be different”.

But there is one thing that she and I will probably always have in common:

Gaga considers herself bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical- she’s never been in love with a woman. And she’s been highly disappointed by her boyfriends’ reaction to this aspect of her sexuality. “The fact that I’m into women, they’re kind of intimidated by it,” she says. “It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome, I’m happy with just you.’” She shakes her head in disbelief.

Lady Gaga Grab Ass

Let me tell you Lady- I know exactly what you mean. Here I am, at this amazing job that any guy would kill for, and there are people out there that think I’m not really appreciating it for all its glory… Let me just squash that nonsense right now. I just had a conversation with my good friend last week about the power of attraction…

I feel badly for super straight guys, they can’t seem to appreciate the beauty in their own sex without being labeled Gay, whereas a girl can do pretty much anything to another girl and not get any crap for it… I like girls, I think they’re elegant, elusive, and sexy in their own way- it’s a feminine quality that you could only find in women and gay men. That being said, I have to completely agree with her statement about being in love with a girl- I’m just not sure I could do it. Girls can be crazy, territorial, overly emotional nut-jobs- but that doesn’t mean I would pass up a pretty pink taco if it were attached to a sane, sultry, Lady (or be able to go right back to a rock hard cock after that).

My point is, she’s got the right idea. Boyfriends are only as good as their love and acceptance for their girlfriends needs and desires. Most girls can be boring and straight laced but if you’re lucky, you’ll have a beautiful open minded vixen on your hands (and if you’re really lucky- a true sexpot). You guys can fumble and bumble over the laws of bi-sexuality, Lady Gaga and I are going to take advantage of all things that feel, and make us feel, truly sexy. Now where the hell did I put my bubble costume…

The article is fantastic, for more pictures of Gaga click here. What do you think? Too much- or the next big thing?

Hayden Panettiere

I can’t believe I missed this- but at some point Hayden Panettiere went out and got herself a tattoo which she showed off while Yachting in the French Riviera for Cannes Film Fest. How young Hollywood of her…

In the spirit of her fellow celebrity ladies (such as Lindsay, Lily, and Rihanna) she got some ink that reads “Vivere senza rimipianti” along the left side of her back, which is Italian for “to live without regrets”.

I think it’s interesting that people are into getting tattoos again. I have always thought it’s alright if you’re getting something that has real meaning to you that you will cherish forever- but sadly there are still many out there getting drunk and having a unicorn put on their face or “Mariah” across their back (I’m talking to you Nick Cannon, you flipping idiot).

Unfortunately for Hayden, her artist of choice didn’t do their homework, and misspelled “rimipianti”… Not like it matters, I keep reading it as “rimmi” which somehow translates to “rim job” in my head…

“To live without rim job”… That would be sad, but I guess that works too. What do you guys think? Any suggestions for her next tattoo?

Image VIA: Radar Online