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Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? I feel like ever since her breakup with Sam she’s been hiding out in Momma Dina’s panic room with Ali and a closet full of red bull rehearsing for her new movie roll (you know I love her- but this had better be good or she’s going to lose her number one spot)… But seriously, she’s been MIA for the last month only to return with sheer determination to get her DJ lover back.

She spent the end of April in Hawaii (SO jealous) with her sister and friends just before the launch of her self tanner SevinNyne at Sephora in LA followed by a quick trip to Montreal to host a party and then back to LA for a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue. Whew! I would love to travel, but that’s a lot for only a few days.

Once the rumors that she was pregnant started flying around (even though she was spotted numerous times leaving Sam’s house early in the morning, not sure how that works) she was off to Paris for yet another vacation with Ali complete with PETA protesters hanging out in front of her hotel… The R&R didn’t last when she was notified that her security alarm was set off by alleged burglars, although the police were all trying to figure out if the mess was from the break in, or just La Vida Lohan.

Then things got quiet, too quiet… I really hoped she wasn’t going to emerge with a shaved head but with these people, you just never know… And then yesterday- the news finally broke: Lindsay is in London, stalking Sam. The only upside to this sad headline was that her wondrous fire-crotch had also made an appearance while she was out the other night mimicking her Ex’s every step.

To make things even more interesting Lindsay has expressed an interest in spending some private time with some new Lady DJs as she requested the company of Lauren Pope and Kellie Acreman this weekend. Fucking right Lindsay- NOW we’re talking. This might end up being her hottest night in a DJ booth to date.

Meanwhile, she’s not having the best of luck with her Maserati, she’s been ticketed, one of the tires were slashed and it was towed from Sam’s for being parked halfway in the street. Man, I wish I had a $120,000 car to whatever with- she’s been spotted in a Rolls since the car got towed, I’m thinking she’s going to leave it there for the porn producer to retrieve (never mind, it’s already been listed on EBay). That was fast- but not at all surprising.

Dr. Drew thinks she’s going to lose a limb soon, but I think she’s just being Lindsay. Not sure if her efforts to be with Sam will pan out, I’m just happy to see her back in the headlines. I’m feeling a bit stalker-ish myself considering I just spent hours reading up on her whereabouts… And I think I’m in love with Lohan Groupie.

Who still loves Lindsay? I’ll be keeping an eye for pictures of her with the hottie DJ chicks she’s trying to make Sam jealous with.

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Perhaps it’s because of Mother’s Day, or someone was really bored this weekend to start an unbelievable rumor like this…

Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant.

People are claiming that after her break up with Samantha she was having sexy times with up to 20 guys in the last month, meaning, if she is pregnant- she doens’t know who the father is.

The timing is interesting seeing that she was just spotted at Sam’s earlier last week- she headed out before Sam left for a trip to my Sweet Home Chicago where she spent a few days, and did a DJ gig at Crimson Lounge. Everyone seemed to think that she was in good spirits and much better than her last few trips when accompanied by Lohan.

Honestly- I don’t know how Sam wouldn’t know about a pregnancy. I mean- yes- she can say with confidince that “it’s not hers” but Lindsay is far too thin these days to keep that a secret…

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I couldn’t help but notice that little Ali Lohan was wearing Lindsay’s threads to an event the other day… Didn’t take long for her to start “fitting” into her older sisters clothes. They’ve been awfully chummy lately, surfing in Hawaii, going out sunglass shopping, trying unsuccessfully to get Ali into a club for a Kamakazi race with Mom…
I kid, better Lindsay is hanging out with people that aren’t old enough to drink than falling into the bottom of a bottle again. I know she’s thin, but I didn’t notice how manly her hands had been getting until my friend Lady sent me a picture from the other night… There’s rumors that she’s on the Aderal pretty hard for ADD (which I didn’t know she had) or in this case, people who are that skinny and claim to “only do Yoga once a week”.
Honey- I love you- but we’re not buying it.

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